dicklover3001:

dicklover3000:

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

not so fast

(Source: sandandglass)

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QuestionHiya, Wanda! Answer

wanda-venus:

wanda-venus:

"Timmy! Where have you been? Do you know how much trouble I could get in for losing my godchild?”

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Of course I don’t agree! Need I remind you of the time you messed up so bad with that Christmas wish of yours that they had to make a rule about it?!

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Hey, it’s your guys’ fault for not telling me that Santa relied on fairies for magic. How was I supposed to know that?!

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(Source: antirecords)

lion:

me

(Source: arrystorm)

drxcos:

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

(Source: drxcos)

idioticallyemerald:

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I don’t know! Don’t ask me hard questions!

(Source: worldsbestpetowner)

ask-philip-blake:

worldsbestpetowner:

ask-philip-blake:

{♚}—; “They are but you don’t understand, he was much harder to pin down than you think. The phrase he controlled the city was true as he watched and could turn power off for reasons like that it looked like.”

…He controls the city?! How does she she do that?! That makes sense! Why doesn’t the GOVERNMENT do something about this?!

{♚}—; “They are and that is the reason he got in jail due to them coming in, also they were in the middle of shutting down his network which could do that and he got out and reset it but its over now, I took care of him so he will never hurt anyone again.”

…You took care of him? What did you do to him? *looks up at Philip, clutching onto his fish bowl*

dekutree:

suspicious as fuck
dekutree:

suspicious as fuck
dekutree:

suspicious as fuck
dekutree:

suspicious as fuck
dekutree:

suspicious as fuck

dekutree:

suspicious as fuck

(Source: unamusedsloth)

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)

ask-philip-blake:

{♚}—; “They are but you don’t understand, he was much harder to pin down than you think. The phrase he controlled the city was true as he watched and could turn power off for reasons like that it looked like.”

…He controls the city?! How does she she do that?! That makes sense! Why doesn’t the GOVERNMENT do something about this?!

(Source: worldsbestpetowner)

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving