• Mr. Turner: Those names are really stupid.
  • Timmy: Really, Dad? And What's your name?
  • Mr. Turner: I see your point.
Question*had been wandering around, holding three pink, green, and purple balloons along with Sparky's lease* Answer

the-queen-of-the-moor:

worldsbestpetowner:

the-queen-of-the-moor:

the-queen-of-the-moor:

{♛}—; Maleficent walked forward down the street, her long dark cloak dragging across the ground as she clutched her staff as she walked.

As she continued on she noticed a boy walking around with three balloons and a canine, she could sense supernatural energy and knew something was out of the ordinary, so she approached him. 

{♛}—; “You, and the rest of the others along with you foolish disappointment!”

Cosmo: *growls at her, poofing into fairy form* Oh, I’m a disappointment? I’m just doing my job! At least I don’t have horns on my head

Timmy: *eyes widen, nervously* Cosmo…

{♛}—; “It is of no use to you to attempt to insult in that way, that is a proud thing about me and it is quite foolish with this job you have, This leads to part of the reason I believe your breed of fairy to be inferior.”

Cosmo: Hey, at least I’m doing something productive, unlike you who spends all your time prancing around with the streets wearing your beloved horn wig!

Timmy: *begins to slowly walk away as people crowd up and stare at the feuding fairies

cutie-tabootie:

What happened to Poof?

Question*had been wandering around, holding three pink, green, and purple balloons along with Sparky's lease* Answer

the-queen-of-the-moor:

the-queen-of-the-moor:

{♛}—; Maleficent walked forward down the street, her long dark cloak dragging across the ground as she clutched her staff as she walked.

As she continued on she noticed a boy walking around with three balloons and a canine, she could sense supernatural energy and knew something was out of the ordinary, so she approached him. 

{♛}—; “You, and the rest of the others along with you foolish disappointment!”

Cosmo: *growls at her, poofing into fairy form* Oh, I’m a disappointment? I’m just doing my job! At least I don’t have horns on my head

Timmy: *eyes widen, nervously* Cosmo…

lanashiftdelrey:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

perform the following ritualimage

unfollovving:

Santa is such a scumbag, he works one day a year and spends the other days judging you

cjoycoolio:

continuity done right

(Source: 2000ish)

randari:

I miss the days when I was younger than Timmy Turner

cutie-tabootie:

I mean, look at his life. His parents are neglectful, seem to forget he exists, and at times think of him as a “mistake.” He has an abusive babysitter, he gets bullied at school, his teacher openly mocks him in front of the class for his bad grades (not to mention attempting to capture his fairies), and he’s constantly belittled for his appearance. Top it all off with the horrific S5 episode “It’s A Wishful Life” where he’s shown that the world would be better off without him. And he’s only a ten-year-old boy.

If he were real, I’d just want to give him a big hug and tell him that everything will be alright. I just feel so bad for the little guy.

dunbrocharcher:

memeguy-com:

Im not sure Disney understands this concept very well

that is literally the opposite of a pirate…

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

svveden:

bunnyhoodlum:

i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

thats terrible u should try a chair

(Source: molgera)

askdannyjamesfenton started following you

Do you know you? Are you like my long lost brother or something?

deliverusfromevie:

say something im giving up on you

deliverusfromevie:

say something im giving up on you

askjackfire:

(i.e. ‘I ate all he cookies in the house and lied about it with crumbs over my face’)